Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Go Fug Yourself

For those who don't know, Go Fug Youself is a popular entertainment blog with a huge traffic! 101.845 Visitors per Day. Go Fug Yourself maintained by Heather & Jessica. Here, what they says about theirself [really funny]:

About Heather

Favorite Sport: Skeet shooting; glass-hurling; marriage

Likes: Revenge; satin; Capri and Acapulco; men who wear flannel; champagne and caviar; mink; turbans; mink turbans; oil; torturing those of a lower social station; yelling; hissing; blackmail.

Dislikes: Cotton; people who don't have penises; being falsely accused of murder; Moldavians; blackmail.

Favorite Food: Olives; caviar; sex

Sworn Enemies: Mark Jennings (attempted blackmail and seduction, deceased); Sean Rowan (ex-husband, attempted murder, deceased); Joseph (the butler, attempted murder, deceased); Cassie "Caress" Morell (attempted financial/life ruin, not deceased... yet); Sable Colby (attempted financial/life ruin, also momentarily not deceased); Krystle Carrington (married Blake, failed to die of brain ailment); Blake Carrington, when not making attempts to reunite with him.

Memorable Quotes: "No one takes me to the cleaners AND to bed in the same night" and "I HATE YOU BLAAAAKKKKEEE."

About Jessica

Favorite Sport: stomping off in a huff; disobeying ones parents; hair-flipping; losing ones virginity at the prom; making out.

Likes: fake accents (French, Brooklyn); bangs; rebellious surfers with Porsches; vests; ill-advised elopements; the dramatic arts; bodysuits.

Dislikes: Controlling parents; when your best friend and your boyfriend hook up while you're stuck in France with a virgin and they try to pretend that it's because they're soulmates or something when it's actually just that they're cheaters; sanctimonious twin brothers; getting robbed at gunpoint; driving.

Favorite Foods: Mega-Burgers; the sweet taste of being misunderstood.

Memorable Quotes: "I hate you both! Never talk to me again!"

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